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My wife and I are wine drunk, and thought this was funny picture of our cat! Cat Picture

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u/MerriWyllow Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 13 '22 Helpful Wholesome (Pro)

Nah, that pic's funny, stone cold sober.

Edit: Thank you for the award, mysterious benefactor!

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u/ReassuringlyPrime Aug 13 '22

Definitely , it made laugh out of nowhere 😁😁

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u/Timely_Magicia Aug 13 '22

Tis a very funny picture lol

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u/HereForTheQueso2 Aug 13 '22

Randy Orton has entered the chat

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u/TheNightOwl7c7 Aug 13 '22

Same !!! 😆 🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22 edited 24d ago

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u/MayflowerKennelClub Aug 13 '22

I said o rly on another sub 2 days ago and got downvoted like that’s fucked up

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22 edited 24d ago Platinum

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u/Operations88 Aug 13 '22

Oh God yes it's been forever since o rly

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u/Zwayzee Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 13 '22

On r/cats, when someone disagrees they say so in a comment, but on some other subs, they just down vote you. You don't know why and you even wonder if they got what you meant...

edit: ats & some

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u/NarcolepticBard Aug 13 '22

Redditors will downvote an incredibly fluent comment if, as an example, the author said Sweden instead of Switzerland even though we all knew what they meant. It’s brutal out here. Karma is hard to come by unless you’re a Perfect Human Being Who Makes No Mistakes Ever™️.

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u/BabyStace Aug 13 '22

OR if you’re hot and naked!

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u/PracticalBursh34 Aug 13 '22

It seems the world agrees with u.

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u/MerriWyllow Aug 13 '22

Whoa, yeah. I see what you mean. :7949:

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u/Immediate-Quantity25 Aug 13 '22

ikr! this made me exclaim “look at his derpy face!”

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u/BelleAriel Aug 13 '22

It’s just a gorgeous cat with extra steps ❤️

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u/WhatAreNamesEvenQues Aug 13 '22

I'm sober, it's a pretty funny picture of your cat

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u/jtdusk Aug 13 '22

Cat: "Where the f*** is my wine?"

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u/zorniy2 Aug 13 '22 Helpful

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969. 🦅🦅🦅

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u/Throneawaystone Aug 13 '22

And still those voices are calling from far away

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Aug 13 '22

Wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say

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u/B0K4JJ Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 13 '22 Gold

Welcome to the Hotel Cat-ifornia

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u/mr_woodles123 Aug 13 '22 Wholesome

Such a lovely place

Such a derpy face

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u/sayerofstuffs Aug 13 '22

Meow meooow meow

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u/bluegreentopaz6110 Aug 13 '22

Cats do like waking you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say..,.meow, where’s my food, dude?

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u/Ancient-Sweet9863 Aug 13 '22

First alarm is 3am if food is not prepared and in its rightful place by 306am all hell breaks loose.

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u/-cheesencrackers- Aug 13 '22

Mine wakes us up despite having food. She just wants us to get out of bed to come get her so as to prove we love her lol

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u/HereForTheQueso2 Aug 13 '22

Joe Walsh was the best Eagle and I’ll die on that hill

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u/Chilluminaughty Aug 13 '22

I hate the fuckin Eagles, man!

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u/PinkWytch Aug 13 '22

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u/Aggravating_Term4490 Aug 13 '22

Thank you for 👆🏻 this! I've seen it mentioned and pictures but never the website. 🐾💜

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u/The_Kitten_Stimpy Aug 13 '22

holy fuck why haven't I been spending $ here instead of a bar this whole time

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u/yourpaljax Aug 13 '22

My cat makes that face when she has the zoomies! Almost the exact same colouring too. Haha.

When I see that face, I know she’s about to f*ck sh!t up. 🤣

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u/PracticalBursh34 Aug 13 '22

Her and josie, her sister, were being extra special. lol

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u/Witchcitybitch Aug 13 '22

Did you give them some meowijuana?

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u/wolverine_553 Aug 13 '22

cat crack brand catnip?

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u/baconperogies Aug 13 '22

You know a guy? I gotta hook up my cat.

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u/LukeMara Aug 13 '22

Yah kahjiit need her moon sugar

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Aug 13 '22

As long as you have coin.

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u/WinterDiscoNut Aug 13 '22

It's that sweet sweet silvervine

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u/Witchcitybitch Aug 13 '22

That’s the best brand I swear.

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u/bidet_spray Aug 13 '22

That pipe cleaner got them all riled up

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u/ifallupthestairsalot Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 13 '22 Wholesome

Does he aggressively lick himself?

Edit: she/herself lol

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u/Xenarthra_Sandslash Aug 13 '22

Better question, does he aggressively lick himself one time while staring at them?

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u/ifallupthestairsalot Aug 13 '22

Much better question

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u/SheenTStars Aug 13 '22

Have cats. Can confirm.

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u/Kiya_Dentrun Aug 13 '22

I'm high AF and laughed way too hard at this.

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u/Luvoldcrap Aug 13 '22

You are being judged

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u/gimmeawhitecoat Aug 13 '22

"Wine drunk at this time? Again? Really?"

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u/droidloot Aug 13 '22

I think the term "wine drunk" was supposed to sound more sophisticated than say, "shitfaced".

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u/FunSushi-638 Aug 13 '22

Cats can tell when you're fucked up and they're always ashamed and embarrassed for you.

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u/doovan Aug 13 '22

"it's 9 am Susan, jesus christ"

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u/n6mub Aug 13 '22

Cat knows you’re about to get into shenanigans and is displeased

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u/tiswapb Aug 13 '22

Yeah, the cat isn’t amused by their shenanigans.

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u/Luvoldcrap Aug 13 '22

She can't figure out why they are dancing on the glass coffee table while her food bowl is empty.

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u/amsync Aug 13 '22

These humaans do not seem to be such good choice after all. Time to pack up and find other suckers to take me in and feed me.

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u/cottentailandfluffy Aug 13 '22

She’s like “what are you guys DOING”?!

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u/no_one_special- Aug 13 '22

“the humans are at it again”

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u/Fridayz44 Russian Blue Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 13 '22

He’s like whaaaaat!? Alright hummus I’ve heard enough I’m taking your bottle away.

Edit: Humans almost better with hummus

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert Aug 13 '22

Hummus. I got the hummus.

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u/afox1545 Aug 13 '22

Omg that is funny anddd she looks like an owl lol

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u/Luvoldcrap Aug 13 '22

I thought exactly the same thing... the cocked head and ears.

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u/lvlonikaa11 Aug 13 '22

I was about to comment this and I said, surely someone else has already! Total owl vibes.

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u/OhHiCindy30 Aug 13 '22

I love the progressively zoomed in photos. Thank you.

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u/daft-craft Aug 13 '22

You didn't invite him?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

Cat looks wine drunk.

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u/Kemfox Aug 13 '22

I agree with you and your wife on this one.

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u/KilgoreTrrout Aug 13 '22

airplane ears

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u/DollyDinkle Aug 13 '22

I'm wine drunk too. This is hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

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u/SpupySpups Aug 13 '22

How is wine drunk different from...drunk?

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Aug 13 '22

There isn't a difference. The idea is that it sounds classier than just drunk, but it's really just pretentious.

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u/SpupySpups Aug 13 '22

Ah, so it is just drunk, but with extra steps.

Having to mention that I'm WiNe drunk, would make me feel much less classier imo. But hey, good wine is good, there's no arguing about that

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u/pheasant-plucker Aug 13 '22

In my day we used to say tipsy

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u/themarky_markk Aug 13 '22

Wine drunk as well. I laughed too hard.

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u/Adbam Aug 13 '22

Im buzzin on whiskey and it made me smile. Maybe I need some wine....

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u/Enzyblox Aug 13 '22

I’m tired drunk and it was funny to me

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u/Aggravating_Term4490 Aug 13 '22

Oh, no, bourbon/scotch/whiskey drinker here, you're doing just fine, 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MONSTER-COCK-ROACH Aug 13 '22

Alcohol drinker here: I think he needs more

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u/Brian_06030 Aug 13 '22

I'm gin drunk and I'm dying over here

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u/Obi-Wan_Gin Aug 13 '22

Just say you're drunk

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u/jezebellrae Aug 13 '22

She is looking at you like a Mom who is sick of your shit.

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u/anjerz Aug 13 '22

I am sober and that is a very funny picture of your cat.

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u/KittyMoonStudios Aug 13 '22

I thought he looked funny and all hyped up too so I sketched him. Hope you don’t mind!

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u/spookyjornbojoggin Aug 13 '22

“the fuck is ya’ll doin?”

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u/pink_thieff Aug 13 '22

this is meme worthy

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u/PracticalBursh34 Aug 13 '22

We just said, we created a meme

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u/joanna-banana Aug 13 '22

Lmao I’m not wine drunk and I think that’s a funny picture

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u/Alternative-Cry-3517 Aug 13 '22

LOLOLOL that's awesome 👌

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u/Himouto-chan Aug 13 '22

Wine drunk that’s just being drunk will extra steps

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u/Empty_Archer1716 Aug 13 '22

I'm sober and I laughed.

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u/Mcgoobz3 Aug 13 '22

You’re both correct

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u/rima0603 Aug 13 '22

Can confirm as another drunk person that this is indeed funny

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u/CeelaChathArrna Aug 13 '22

It's hilarious. 😂😂

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u/guyincognito_17 Aug 13 '22

Its as if he just found out he's a cat.

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u/Riosgrande96 Aug 13 '22

I like this post. So, I turned it into a meme 😂 u/PracticalBursh34

https://imgur.com/a/Q6fWywr

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u/qtpss Aug 13 '22

What’s really funny is thinking that gate will stop your cat.

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u/PracticalBursh34 Aug 13 '22

lol good call out! That’s for our dumb ass dogs. Cats hop that like its not there!

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u/dotteddice Aug 13 '22

Cat definitely knows you two were drunk. 🤣

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u/bootywerewolf Aug 13 '22

Tis a very funny picture lol

Watch out kitty doesn't swallow that piece of rope/string there, would make for an expensive vet trip.

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u/PracticalBursh34 Aug 13 '22

It’s a pipe cleaner, and will do. Her and the sister love those things

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u/TheSeaMeat Aug 13 '22

Pipe cleaners are really dangerous to cats. But yes, they love them. Cats seem to love a lot of things that are dangerous for them

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u/Anonymous3415 Aug 13 '22

Shoutout to all the cats eating plastic

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u/AndrewInMN Aug 13 '22

One of my cats loves chewing plastic. He chewed cords when I first got him but doesn’t anymore. I think he learned a hard lesson.

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u/Tawdry-Audrey Aug 13 '22

I had a cat named Jack who loved to chew plastic bags. He never tried to rip them apart, he just liked to put the edge of the plastic bag in his mouth and gently chew. I had to hide the bread in a cabinet because the plastic bread bag was his go-to.

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u/Aggravating_Term4490 Aug 13 '22

Two of our cats are siblings. They both will eat plastic. They will eat the edge of every plastic bag. We have the same issue with bread too, as well as the corner of every bag of chips even if it isn't already opened. They all immediately have to be hidden so they don't end up stale.

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u/Lasereye Aug 13 '22

My dumbass cat loves chocolate 😑

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u/allisvo1d Aug 13 '22

What they don't even have the ability to taste sweetness

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u/TBone88MK Aug 13 '22

:7942: my hoomans are wine drunk again!

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u/Legal-Investigator83 Aug 13 '22

judging them from afar

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u/KingBeanCarpio Aug 13 '22

Your cat is a dork haha

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u/nsj1958 Aug 13 '22

"We are not amused humans."

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u/jrbump Aug 13 '22

Can, I, fucking help you?

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u/odin61 Aug 13 '22

Your cat seems very judgmental. Just sayin lol

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u/jcw10489 Aug 13 '22

Stares motherfuckerly

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u/Tale-Virtual Aug 13 '22

Not drunk. Can confirm, funny picture.

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u/flyingscrotus Aug 13 '22

Hehehe I like when cats have the :3 face

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u/Mudflap00 Aug 13 '22

Funny picture of your owl you mean.

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u/DanteWolfe0125 Aug 13 '22

Your cat looks like it just overheard you tell your wife you're gonna pound that pussy later...

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u/jordantask Aug 13 '22

You have been judged and found wanting.

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u/Dietmar_der_Dr Aug 13 '22

Why say "wine drunk"? You're drunk.

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u/Roger_005 Aug 13 '22

OP wants to appear classier. You must know it's wine and not some commoner drink.

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u/Dazzling-Pear-1081 Aug 13 '22

Why do wine drinkers need to specify they are wine drunk? You don’t hear I’m beer drunk or I’m vodka drunk

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u/Frances_Boxer Aug 13 '22

Owlcat 🦉

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u/njintau_fsd Aug 13 '22

That cats like "such debauchery! Most uncivilized!" 😆

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u/Just_Hanging_Aroun Aug 13 '22

Cat is probably giving you that look because your wine drunk.

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u/coolerjon Aug 13 '22

He/she is contemplating why he tolerates y’all

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u/Pikapika1 Aug 13 '22

They really said “:3”

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u/Avasaiel Aug 13 '22

"Hooman, you're drunk, go home."

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u/RachelTalks2Much Aug 13 '22

Not drunk. And this-is hysterical

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u/kwhite655 Aug 13 '22

I'm sober AF, and that's still pretty damn funny! That cat looks like it's seen some shit lol

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u/thatonegirljeri Aug 13 '22

Something tells me she looks at you like this even sober

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u/yourmo4321 Aug 13 '22

Your cat is definitely judging you lol

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u/sadderskeleton Aug 13 '22

I too am wine drunk and this is a very funny picture of your cat. Cheers to you and this little one.

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u/JCole1942 Aug 13 '22

You are correct. LOL 😆 🤣

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u/whiskytngodoxtrot Aug 13 '22

Looks like kitty is being judgmental!!

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u/user19262 Aug 13 '22

You don’t have to be drunk to see that’s a funny picture

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u/unbequiefable Aug 13 '22

Love this and the caption 😆

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u/Randonazzcat Aug 13 '22

I'm more of a craft beer cat

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u/RocketGirl83 Aug 13 '22

I’m gin drunk, this is hysterical.

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u/BashfulSunflower Aug 13 '22

To be fair, for comparison's sake, I am vodka drunk and I think that is a fantastic picture of your cat.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Aug 13 '22

that's a funny picture of your cat

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u/Aggravating_Term4490 Aug 13 '22

That cat is definitely judging from the safety of the stairs because they don't want the wine drunk hoomans to pick them up, definitely judging, definitely funny. 🐾🐈😹💜

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u/whydididervethis Aug 13 '22

I am also wine drunk and find this absolutely hilarious. I love your cat

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u/FalseEpiphany Aug 13 '22

You ever think, "Cats are such strange creatures?"

Yeah, me too.

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u/setittonormal Aug 13 '22

Nah it's not the wine, this is hilarious

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u/2catsandwine Aug 13 '22

Mildly whiskey drunk Australian... that is a hilarious pose. One I'd send to cat friends.

Also snaps for the posh wine drunk scene!

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u/Look_SkyWanderer Aug 13 '22

This isn't funny, this is hilarious for me.

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u/Kerivkennedy Aug 13 '22

He knows what you just did while drunk.

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u/Kim_in_CA Aug 13 '22

THE JUDGMENT 😆

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u/kiwichick286 Aug 13 '22

Judging you since 2020!!

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u/kaaawah Aug 13 '22

The cat is like “ wtf ya’ll doin”

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u/Colossalfloppa Aug 13 '22

“u fokin wot m8”

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

“Dafuq they doin over there?”

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u/eliher2658 Aug 13 '22

That cat is totally judging your life choices. Lol

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u/Classic-Ambassador Aug 13 '22

Cat's like; 'dammit I can't let them go anywhere.'

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u/ahmed_a200 Aug 16 '22

That's a cat that hasn't seen its parents drunk before and does not know what the heck is going on. So adorable!

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u/TheDarkElCamino Aug 13 '22

My wife and I are wine drunk, and we think that’s a funny face too! Also it deserve a good scritch on the noggin and a kiss

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u/Emptydata_Enzo Pixie-bob Aug 13 '22

I'm thinking kitty might have also indulged

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u/Jadecat801 Aug 13 '22

It’s hilarious and I’m sober

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u/seabreezeNpeachtrees Aug 13 '22

They apparently don't approve!

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u/Scoobert409 Aug 13 '22

Thought it was an owl at first glance 🤔😂

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u/smore_cat Aug 13 '22

very polite

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u/SIMONUWU Aug 13 '22

“Damn, this is what you guys do after putting me to sleep?”

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u/Jaded_Ad2967 Aug 13 '22

Hello sir I’m pooing. Pls go away.![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)

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u/rva-fantom Aug 13 '22

This is hilarious 😝

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u/QOliver912 Aug 13 '22

That’s funny!

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u/Shalayyy1990 Aug 13 '22

Lolololollllllllllll 💀

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u/KuhLealKhaos Aug 13 '22

Looks like he was caught mid-high-pitched fart

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u/EZPZLMNSQZ88 Aug 13 '22

You finna die bitches!

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u/MeLikeMeows Aug 13 '22

This cat is a whole mood that I can’t find the words for.

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u/PracticalBursh34 Aug 13 '22

She needs a diary.

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u/Dispassionate-Fox Aug 13 '22

This may just make it into r/photoshopbattles

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u/Simulate_Cake Aug 13 '22

Spontaneous laughter achieved.

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u/JonSmith12345 Aug 13 '22

Am vodka drunk and also find it funny!

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u/RustyGirder Aug 13 '22

Your cat is weird. In the best way.

That being said, I don't understand carpeted stairs. Vacuuming them must be a bitch.

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u/PracticalBursh34 Aug 13 '22

Agreed. Tell my wife that

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u/Acceptable_Sky_3771 Aug 13 '22

I laughed harder and harder with each progressive zoom in. Also, your cat looks like an owl.

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u/Un_Pta Aug 13 '22

The zoom lol!

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u/Pythias Aug 13 '22

I'm sure you'd find it hilarious sober as well. It's indeed a funny pic.

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u/Catch_Own Aug 13 '22

The picture's funny but not near as funny as kitty thinks you two are .

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u/rubber_padded_spoon Aug 13 '22

I’m beer drunk and that’s funny AF