r/baseball Aug 12 '22 Table Slap 1 Bravo Grande! 1 Spit-take 1 Heartwarming 1 Shocked 1 Silver 10 Wholesome 6 Helpful 7 Canseco 1

[Passan] BREAKING: Padres star Fernando Tatis Jr. violated Major League Baseball’s performance-enhancing drug policy and is facing a suspension, sources familiar with the situation told ESPN. News

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1558225949686202374?s=21&t=TkeP0t8orG2qd0dKraXABQ
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u/KeithMcBeefEatTeeth New York Yankees Aug 12 '22

Tatis got paid and instantly said motercycles and drugs are fun see you in 2025

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u/Useful-ldiot Atlanta Braves Aug 13 '22

He's over here trying to top Chris Sale for most dollars per inning played.

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u/gamerongames Boston Red Sox Aug 13 '22

😭

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u/TheBrosAreSpies New York Mets Aug 12 '22 Gold

This is the craziest thing to happen to the padres in 12 days

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u/yerawizardIMAWOTT San Francisco Giants Aug 13 '22

This is way crazier than the Soto signing. For that at least we knew Pads were in the running. This came straight outta left field right when he was about to come back

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 19 '22

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u/707royalty San Francisco Giants Aug 13 '22

4-0

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u/mikethemoose35 New York Yankees Aug 13 '22

I may never treat these ringworms again

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u/nuketoober27 Chicago Orphans Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22 Wholesome Seal of Approval

Holy Shit. The Padres got Soto and lost Tatis, a soul for a soul.

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u/Platinum_Disco New York Mets Aug 12 '22 Ally

5D tinfoil play, they got Soto cuz they knew about Tatis

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u/TJeffersonsBlackKid Anaheim Angels Aug 12 '22

Some “let’s randomly trade for Hollywood Brown for no reason” vibes.

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u/TigerBasket Baltimore Orioles Aug 12 '22

We got a first out of that woo. Lamar I believe in you baby

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u/Shaking-N-Baking Philadelphia Phillies Aug 12 '22

And 5 less dropped touchdowns per year

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u/jayk10 Montreal Expos Aug 12 '22

I seem to remember players and teams being informed long before the media in past major PED suspensions

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u/Hwaiting__ New York Mets Aug 12 '22

Did they know, i wonder?

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u/Thehawkiscock New York Yankees Aug 12 '22

I'm betting they did

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u/Thedurtysanchez San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

Tatis was spotted in SD today despite being assigned to a minor league team in Texas. Rumor is he flew in today to apologize and come clean to team management.

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u/moremysterious San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

Tatis better get his shit together, I'm so sick of it at this point. Dude needs to grow up.

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u/koreansarefat Aug 12 '22

Why does he need to? Padres already gave him 340 million reasons to be the way he is

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u/xxvcd Washington Nationals Aug 12 '22

Well he just lost half of a season of that. And ever more next time

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u/Head_of_Lettuce Tampa Bay Rays Aug 13 '22

It’s “only” $5.7 million this year and $7.7 million next year that will be eaten into by this suspension. It’s frankly a drop in the bucket compared to the total value of his contract. His annual pay doesn’t truly ramp up until 2025.

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u/MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME New York Yankees Aug 12 '22

He might have taken it to try and recover faster. Dumb decision regardless

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u/916andheartbreaks San Francisco Giants Aug 12 '22

Yep. A lot more athletes than we’d like to admit take them for injury recovery.

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u/LessThanCleverName Atlanta Braves Aug 12 '22

I mean, even if they didn’t, I bet they still wanted to get Soto. That guy is pretty good.

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u/Thromnomnomok Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

Given how these things typically work he almost certainly actually tested positive a week or two ago and lost his appeal, so there's a decent chance they did know.

They most likely would have tried to get Soto regardless, but if the knew about this at the time it would have for sure given them a greater sense of urgency to get Soto.

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u/DrColossus1 New York Mets Aug 12 '22 Helpful

"Did you get Soto?"

"Yes."

"What did it cost you?"

"I don't wanna talk about it."

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u/Insectshelf3 Philadelphia Phillies Aug 12 '22

perfectly balanced

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u/loof10 Detroit Tigers Aug 12 '22 Silver

Well it’s official then: The White Sox won the James Shields trade

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u/GrazedByMyMeatloaf New York Mets Aug 12 '22

In the end Big Sexy was the real winner

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u/joecb91 Arizona Diamondbacks Aug 12 '22

We were all winners on that day

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u/D20_Buster Chicago White Sox Aug 12 '22

I feel as if a great weight has been lifted from my soul. Smeagol is free. MLB has given Doby a sock.

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u/Audrey-Bee Chicago White Sox Aug 12 '22

Even if Tatis never played a game, we lost that trade for having to watch Shields eat innings

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u/Drmantis87 Aug 12 '22

But think of all the big games

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u/IamKlungo Chicago White Sox Aug 12 '22

all part of the plan

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u/Mavey_ Philadelphia Phillies Aug 12 '22

TATIS WHYYYY

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u/ElGato-TheCat San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

Tatis: "It wasn't me! It was Ignacio!"

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u/235_and_five Aug 12 '22

There is literally no escape from /r/okbuddychicanery is there

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u/boog1evilleUSA Atlanta Braves Aug 13 '22

Put ya dick away tatis

I'm not having sex with you right now tatis

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u/brecht226 Chicago Cubs Aug 12 '22

youd need the greatest legal mind I've ever known

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u/NottheArkhamKnight Houston Astros Aug 12 '22

Lalo didn't send you?

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u/jeric13xd Chicago White Sox Aug 12 '22

Kiss the hall of fame goodbye

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u/GoogleOfficial Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

Hall of fame talent, hall of shame brain.

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u/TigerBasket Baltimore Orioles Aug 12 '22

He's just like me forreal. Minus the talent thing

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u/VideoGangsta Philadelphia Phillies Aug 12 '22

The 3 months worth of games he misses every year will take care of that too

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u/w311sh1t Boston Red Sox Aug 12 '22

That’s honestly crazy to think about. I can’t think of a player this good that got busted this early in their career. Doesn’t even matter if he has a HOF lock type of career over the next 10+ years, he’s not making it in.

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u/NevermoreSEA Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

Cano walked so Tatis could run.

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u/MikeHawclong Chicago White Sox Aug 12 '22

Damn didn’t even consider that

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u/Super_Eagles Aug 12 '22

I'd put a shit ton of money on him taking something to rehab faster

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u/TomasRoncero New York Mets Aug 12 '22

Padres baseball

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u/illseeyouinthefog New York Mets Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22 Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

Now that's Padresing.gif

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u/JanitorOfSanDiego San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22 Helpful

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u/illseeyouinthefog New York Mets Aug 12 '22

Lmao

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u/ErickBachman Philadelphia Phillies Aug 12 '22

NL best meme game elite

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u/EERgasm San Francisco Giants Aug 13 '22

This is a flat out, genre-less, amazing ass gif. Lmao

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u/fnblackbeard New York Yankees Aug 12 '22

ITS PADRE-IN TIME

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u/triplec787 San Francisco Giants Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22 Silver

Now THIS is Padresing

Edit: 80 games holy fuck

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u/VStarffin Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

I mean, that's the standard penalty, right?

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u/dunkr4790 Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Yep, for first time offenders

Edit: Would the postseason ban extend into next season? Padres have fewer than 80 games remaining It doesn't, playoff ban is only for the same year as the positive test

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u/kcriotmaker Kansas City Royals Aug 12 '22

Correct. The standard first penalty for PEDs is 80 games. Followed by a season, then a lifetime ban I believe is how it still is.

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u/danpatmcd St. Louis Cardinals Aug 12 '22

I'll try juicing, that's a good trick!

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u/MessiElGoat Aug 12 '22

And if you don’t like that, then you don’t like Padres baseball

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u/DaXss23 Toronto Blue Jays Aug 12 '22

Now we know why Padres went insane at the deadline

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u/whatsmyPW New York Mets Aug 12 '22

Keith Hernandez has just asked to no longer work Padres games.

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u/Brad-Stevens Boston Red Sox Aug 12 '22

Guy was the face of baseball and now he’s just bein dumb on motorcycles and PEDs

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u/mojowo11 St. Louis Cardinals Aug 12 '22

Yeah, I am beginning to think that maybe Tatis...isn't exactly the smartest dude.

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u/ThatInception New York Yankees Aug 12 '22

Man got the bag and went IDGAF mode

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u/DiscountSoOn San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

San Diego sports getting really creative with new ways to torture me

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u/Worthyness Oakland Athletics Aug 12 '22

on the plus side, you don't have to pay him during the suspension since I think he goes on the restricted list

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u/gerbil42 Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

For the 80 games yes, but the Padres have to be kicking themselves for the other $320M

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u/SdBolts4 San Diego Padres Aug 13 '22

He’s also only making $5M this year and $7M next year (where he’ll miss 32 games or $1.38M), so not missing out on that much money

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u/gerbil42 Seattle Mariners Aug 13 '22

I figured the contract was backloaded, but given the events of the last year, you have to be questioning his long-term judgement a little.

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u/avmp629 Canada Aug 12 '22

You mean to tell me a wealthy child who's been in baseball his whole life and put on a pedestal may lack critical thinking skills? Color me shocked

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u/archangel_n7 Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

$340 million btw

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u/pmajor Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

Mopeds and mo’ PEDs

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u/Zloggt Chicago White Stockings Aug 12 '22

Tatis grew up and developed his career during the aftermath of the doping scandals, and all that it has impacted the game.

But even after witnessing all that…he still did it anyway?

It’s more than just disappointing…it’s confounding!

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u/MadzMartigan Aug 12 '22

Not just that… his pappy played with Big Mac.

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u/psychotichorse Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

Lol his pappy likely juiced in 99.

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u/Ctownkyle23 Aug 13 '22

Damn 34 HRs and he never hit more than 15 any other year

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u/BrownsAndCavs Cleveland Indians Aug 12 '22

Can’t say I expected to see this headline. Jeepers

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u/RookieAndTheVet Toronto Blue Jays Aug 12 '22

Must’ve been something he took for recovery.

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u/RulersBack Cleveland Guardians Aug 12 '22

Probably got sloppy with the testing protocols upon return

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u/Morbx Montreal Expos Aug 12 '22

Or it may have just been what he was taking to help him be better at baseball, we literally have no idea

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u/GreenFroppy212 Aug 12 '22

Tatis wtf are you doing

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u/PhantomsCV Atlanta Braves Aug 12 '22

HOLY SHIT. COVER ATHLETE OF MLB THE SHOW 21.

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u/diz1776 Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

Cover curse

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u/cocoblurez St. Louis Cardinals Aug 12 '22

Ohtani no!

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u/KikiFlowers Houston Astros Aug 12 '22 Silver Wholesome

He's cursed to play for the Angels, isn't that enough?

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u/FunFunFuneral Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

That poor soul

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u/NebraskaAvenue Tampa Bay Rays Aug 12 '22

Ohtani playing for the Angels is enough

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u/nepats523 San Francisco Giants Aug 12 '22

LET THE BOYS BE BOYS

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u/Prince_b1127 Baltimore Orioles Aug 12 '22

Certainly not ideal

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u/NevermoreSEA Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

This might even be a yikes.

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u/calgarykid Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

We're getting into gosh dang territory here

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u/SolarTsunami Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

We are officially at DEFCON Fiddlesticks

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u/laal-doodh Atlanta Braves Aug 12 '22

Well that’s not good

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u/caesar____augustus Philadelphia Phillies Aug 12 '22

Some would say not ideal

Some

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u/luna_cl Philadelphia Phillies Aug 12 '22

Not us tho

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u/JLand24 Atlanta Braves Aug 12 '22

I get that it’s a long ass contract, but it has been HORRIBLE so far…..

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u/MattO2000 New York Yankees Aug 12 '22

He doesn’t get paid for this part tho

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u/Adaptingfate San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

If he does this two more times, we don't have to pay anymore of it...

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u/Monkey_Banana_Raffle Philadelphia Phillies Aug 12 '22 Wholesome

How do you get fired on your day off

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u/TruckinDownToNOLA Aug 13 '22

They said they got me stealing boxes on camera

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u/Tokasmoka420 San Francisco Giants Aug 13 '22

What you trying to build a club house?

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u/McCringleberried Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

PASSAN NUKE

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u/_toughscene Toronto Blue Jays Aug 12 '22

unironically might be the most shocking tweet i’ve seen in years

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u/ADogNamedSamson Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

Right up there with Cano's PED suspension in 2018

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u/TigerBasket Baltimore Orioles Aug 12 '22

Cano wasn't a superstar in his prime who was hurt from a motorcycle

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u/Vike_Me Texas Rangers Aug 12 '22

Cano was on a fast-track to the HOF tho. That's about as close as you can get to a young superstar getting popped.

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u/Michael__Pemulis Major League Baseball Aug 12 '22

Regardless he was still a future hall of famer.

People tend to forget that now.

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u/darthstupidious Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

Well, he had been an MVP candidate in 2016 and was still pretty fucking good in 2017, so it was definitely surprising.

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u/aspirations27 New York Mets Aug 12 '22

What if these were the nuclear documents!?

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u/TheNotoriousJN Minnesota Twins Aug 12 '22

OH SHIT. Thats wild

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u/rejus_crust Toronto Blue Jays Aug 12 '22

NO FUCKING WAYYYY WHAAAAAAAAT

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u/nahs Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

Padres went all in without their main piece

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u/TheWawa_24 San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

Worked for atl

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u/jeric13xd Chicago White Sox Aug 12 '22

JUAN MAN TEAM

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u/Das1109 New York Yankees Aug 12 '22

Not a good start to that mega contract

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u/rumple_fuggly Aug 12 '22 Silver Helpful

He’s a domestic violence arrest away from the triple crown of big contract fuck ups

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u/EurekaEleven Toronto Blue Jays Aug 12 '22

At least he waited until he got his giant contract before ruining his life, so he'll be fine. Unlike Miles Bridges, what a stupid motherfucker.

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u/seiso_ Aug 12 '22

I'm afraid that bastard will be fine, he's been seeing a bunch of other NBA guys, like Draymond Green, over the break. We will have to wait if he gets anything next year.

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u/luchajefe Texas Rangers Aug 12 '22

And we wonder why teams don't want to offer those contracts...

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u/backupKDC6794 Boston Red Sox Aug 12 '22

Are you fucking kidding me? Holy shit the dude's talented but he seems determined to never play

If I were the Padres I'd be seriously considering finding a way to void his contract, this is just ridiculous

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u/Good_Nyborg Seattle Mariners Aug 13 '22

My memory isn't the best...

After the motorcycle accident, I recall people mentioning how it could possibly be used to void his contract, but most everyone said it'd be stupid to lose a superstar over that injury. Now however, it may be worth a look... assuming that riding a motorcycle was forbidden in his contract.

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u/Throwaway5497346 Toronto Blue Jays Aug 13 '22

Yeah, his contract could have been voided. A lot activities are strictly banned in contracts since they have a high risk of injury.

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u/TheTurtleShepard New York Yankees Aug 12 '22

Legacy points deducted

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u/pm_me_your_last_pics California Angels Aug 12 '22

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

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u/Ocean_Monroe Baltimore Orioles Aug 12 '22

i’m starting to think Tatis might not make the best decisions

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u/BikiniBottomBoys Chicago White Sox Aug 12 '22

The universe demanded a soul after they got Soto, that’s insane.

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u/NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn Philadelphia Phillies Aug 12 '22

Wikipedia page for Clostebol already on it.

Side Effects: 80 game suspensions and makes you worse at driving motorcycles

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u/DidierDogba Chicago White Sox Aug 12 '22

WHITE SOX WON THE TRADE

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u/Zloggt Chicago White Stockings Aug 12 '22

We may have not gotten the better players, but at least we don’t got a cheatah in our ranks 😎

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u/podsedneck Chicago White Sox Aug 12 '22

Yasmani caught a 50 game suspension for straight Testosterone while with the Padres

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u/diz1776 Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

Imagine fucking over your organization this hard.

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u/OnlyHereForBaseball San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

And the city. This team is our only one, pads baseball is making a much needed comeback and he spits in the fans faces. We painted a mural of this fuckin kid.

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u/thenimblevagrant San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

Turn that thing into a St. Ha-Seong Kim mural.

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u/bantha121 Houston Astros Aug 12 '22

This team is our only one

San Diego Wave FC: "Am I a joke to you?"

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u/DarkFilipino Aug 12 '22

San Diego Loyal SC: “Am I a joke to you?”

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u/istrx13 Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

Who wants to bet he’s going to come out and say “I was given something by a trusted source [but not a doctor] and didn’t know it contained an illegal substance.”

It would just make so much sense with how afraid this kid is of going to the doctor.

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u/HeyItsTman San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

There goes my projected Tatis as DH lineup

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u/EatAllTheRice New York Mets Aug 12 '22

Holy shit, between the multiple off-season biking accidents and this, Tatis is an absolute moron

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u/CDGapril Milwaukee Brewers Aug 12 '22

Anything to hit 3 grand slams in one inning I guess

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u/Corn1989 Boston Red Sox Aug 12 '22

Good thing they traded for both Soto and bell

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u/MunchiePea27 San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

Fucking San Diego sports man lol

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u/GodPowardKingOfLies St. Louis Cardinals Aug 12 '22

Holy fucking shit.

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u/BklynKaiser New York Mets Aug 12 '22

Cano left his stash in San Diego confirmed.

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u/MaiqDaLiar1177 Philadelphia Phillies Aug 12 '22

Damn, he got caught suckin’ the juice. I’m surprised Tatis is the only big-named player to get suspended for PEDs in a while. I feel like a ton of professional athletes are juicing lol

This is huge news

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u/southernfriedscott Atlanta Braves Aug 12 '22

Can't get caught if you only juice in the off season

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u/Quardener New York Mets Aug 12 '22

Always the off season if you’re always getting in motorcycle accidents.

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u/ImVenusaur San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

This was a great season to become a pads fan holy fuck. What the fuck

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u/ard8 Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

You get the highs and the lows when you follow the dads

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u/Mrpetey22 Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

Just don’t let them leave for milk in the middle of the night… like the Chargers

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u/Adventurous_Leek5288 Boston Red Sox Aug 12 '22

At the ripe age of 23, Tatis has placed an asterisk on a potential hall of fame career, shame

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u/bigtasty321 Tampa Bay Devil Rays Aug 12 '22

Lolpadres

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u/NevermoreSEA Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

This is why they made the Soto move. Preller playing 4D chess.

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u/Dragonknight247 St. Louis Cardinals Aug 12 '22

Feel like this makes the Soto trade better in hindsight in some way. Now this is Padresing unfortunately.

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u/MarcusDA Atlanta Braves Aug 12 '22

Soto trade is fine, it’s the insane amount of money they gave someone who has proven extreme immaturity multiple times already.

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u/Dragonknight247 St. Louis Cardinals Aug 12 '22

Right. That's what I'm saying. It's good they got Soto because the superstar they thought they had might not be who they thought they had.

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u/chicoconcarne Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

Only what, 12 more years on this contract? Its fine. Everything is fine.

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u/banhammer1 Milwaukee Brewers Aug 12 '22

Oh shit

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u/Mr_Beer_Pizza Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

Padres baseball giveth, Padres baseball taketh away.

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u/brown_town19 San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

San Diego sports consistently finding new ways to build up my hopes only to crush my soul

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u/USCplaya Anaheim Angels Aug 13 '22

Usually players don't stop caring about their careers until after the Angels sign them in free agency

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u/Ginsync New York Mets Aug 12 '22

Padresing is back in full swing.

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u/SecretKGB Cleveland Indians Aug 12 '22

Someone must have spiked his DQ Blizzard!

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u/Noeckett San Francisco Giants Aug 12 '22

It was Bellinger

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u/Nejaru St. Louis Cardinals Aug 12 '22

Holy fuck. No wonder the Padres committed so much to Soto.

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u/bryan19973 Aug 12 '22

So I guess he breaks the unwritten rules, AND the written rules lol

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u/I_Ride_An_Old_Paint Aug 12 '22

"I feel slightly less bad for opposing pitchers now." - Soto probably

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u/PelPride Houston Astros Aug 12 '22

What an idiot man, if I’m a padres fan I’m pissed, dude is so fun to watch but just makes all the wrong choices. So disappointing

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u/spoopyskelly Cincinnati Reds Aug 12 '22

Signs a mega contract then fucks off and does whatever he wants. Legend

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u/jwang1004 Toronto Blue Jays Aug 12 '22

how you doing padres fan? im here for you all😭😭

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u/irsw San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

So fucking frustrating. He will now have missed the whole season and then some due to solely his own off the field decisions. It's ridiculous.

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u/tuckedfexas Seattle Mariners Aug 12 '22

And now we all have to wait and see if he can be the same player off the dope too. What a shitty sequence of events for baseball as a whole, especially for padres fans.

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u/EnadZT San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

Please check on your friends who are Padres fans

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u/AlekRivard San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

Not as good as 10 minutes ago...

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u/ustarizg Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

Everyone get in here.

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u/Tacitus_99 New York Yankees Aug 12 '22

Good boy LeRoy had it first.

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u/yoboapp Toronto Blue Jays Aug 12 '22

Good Lord, Fernando Tatis Jr. just walked through the clubhouse shirtless looking shredded. He said he had “no time” to talk. Too busy injecting steroids, evidently.

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u/TDeLo Cincinnati Red Stockings Aug 12 '22

There it is.

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u/bmacnz Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

It's... beautiful.

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u/nahs Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

Tore my Achilles running to the comment section as soon as I saw passan’s tweet

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u/TheMoonIsFake32 Minnesota Twins Aug 12 '22

Broke my wrist in a crash while riding my motorcycle to the comment section as soon as I saw passan’s tweet

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u/pm_me_your_last_pics California Angels Aug 12 '22

I am too high rn I feel like the world is ending lmao

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u/triplec787 San Francisco Giants Aug 12 '22

Passan casually dropping nukes on a Friday night

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u/DipnDave Washington Nationals Aug 12 '22

uhOH, Nando has violated the leagues performance enhancing drug- policy, Sending the Friar Faithful into a Frenzy!

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u/WadeCountyClutch San Diego Padres Aug 13 '22

Dude gets hurt every year already and said he wouldn’t change his style of play, decides to hurt himself trying to be like Jeff Hardy on a motorcycle and now this bs? Tatis is selfish. Guy is playing less games than Bill Walton did for the clippers when they were in SD

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u/Sp_Gamer_Live Minnesota Twins Aug 12 '22

Bro I thought 100% that OP got duped by a fake Passan, holy shit

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u/RichAf26 Aug 12 '22

He’s a mess man. Was supposed to come back a long time ago, finally starting his rehab and now this. Such a wasted talent.

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u/giganticsteps Boston Red Sox Aug 12 '22

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/FinnHobart Boston Red Sox Aug 12 '22

Why do massive contracts always seem to be the ones where a player somehow experiences the most specific series of events to make the contract not worth it?

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u/Lawlosaurus San Diego Padres Aug 12 '22

Please shoot me in the head

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u/JohnSim22 Boston Red Sox Aug 12 '22

More like Fernando PÉDs Jr amirite

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u/BagRight8939 Minnesota Twins Aug 12 '22

BRUH

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u/partygoat Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 12 '22

WTF are you doing Tatis!

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u/CityofTreez San Francisco Giants Aug 12 '22

What a great way to start the weekend

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