r/WhitePeopleTwitter Sep 29 '22

How fast can you run in your new shoes

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531 Upvotes

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u/BrendanTFirefly Sep 29 '22

Then you aren't hanging out with runners. They for sure will ask

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u/ephemeralkitten Sep 29 '22

For the record, my favorite color is pink and triceratops are my favorite dinosaurs. :D

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u/tadlrs Sep 29 '22

Hey! I like triceratops too. Are we best friends now?

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u/ephemeralkitten Sep 29 '22

BFFs! You know it!

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u/tadlrs Sep 29 '22

Here’s a Triceratops for my new besty.

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u/jeffa_jaffa Sep 29 '22

How fast can you run in your new shoes?

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u/Mutt1223 Sep 29 '22

My wife and I always make a point to ask each other when we get new shoes if we can run faster and jump higher. Because that feeling never goes away

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u/BlazingLatias Sep 29 '22

This has to be one of those, "There are two kinds of people in this world," I feel. I was always the kids who would walk around in new shoes like they were glass slippers so I didn't get them dirty and scuffed up. (Especially since my mom always insisted on white shoes for school)

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u/amytyl Sep 29 '22

As a 6 foot tall adult male I would expect the adult I asked to get REALLY nervous at that question. Kids don't mind.

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u/Parking_Sky9709 Sep 29 '22

Unless they are PF FLyers™, that help you "run faster and jump higher," then forget it.