r/Tinder Sep 29 '22

Wendy no chill

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141 Upvotes

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u/psych0ticmonk Sep 29 '22

Fucking casual I bet you don't even invest hard into crypto coin.

5

u/Mistyslate Sep 29 '22

Crypto bros are the most boring people I have ever met.

3

u/JohnCallOfDuty Sep 29 '22

Imagine making your whole life based around virtual investments. I have never met a crypto bro and I almost want to meet one to see if they are real. I just can't picture these bored ape enthusiasts being real people and not robots.

4

u/Mistyslate Sep 29 '22

I had several colleagues that talked only about crypto and how it is changing the world. How much money they made and that they are going to retire soon. How much NFTs are changing the market, and soon you’re going to buy a house as an NFT.

Guess what happened next.

3

u/Ccarlial Sep 29 '22

How sad did they get?

3

u/Mistyslate Sep 29 '22

They stopped talking to EVERYONE about crypto and were just complaining to the inner group about money lost.

3

u/Copingalone Sep 30 '22

I brought up video games at work and had a colleague comment about NFTs coming to video games. I'm glad I probably won't have to encounter that again.

15

u/TheZectorian Sep 29 '22

The sex must be professional and emotionless

10

u/Slime0 Sep 29 '22

Sir, this is a Wendy.

1

u/misspellted Sep 30 '22

If he's in, I'm ... uh... just gonna... um...

7

u/Peppered__ Sep 29 '22

"Wendy" doesn't exist

3

u/uglybongcough Sep 29 '22

My thoughts exactly.

6

u/ShelterConscious4124 Sep 30 '22

Since when did bots start having attitudes

2

u/Copingalone Sep 30 '22

That's why I thought it was a real person. Maybe they're trying to make them more realistic.

2

u/HappyDaaze Sep 30 '22

“Sir, this is a Wendy!?”