r/Tinder Sep 28 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1

I don’t think my friend will recover from this response…

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

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u/Er1020 Sep 28 '22

Is he ok? Just asking for a friend

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u/FunnyPassenger2265 Sep 29 '22

They woke up and chose violence..

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u/philouza_stein Sep 29 '22

I mean, funny and all. But this is reddit...there's no reason hide. Just being on here is already hiding.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

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u/meypink Sep 29 '22

And cry honestly at our miserable lives too.

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u/TheGreatestPancake Sep 29 '22

And watch porn

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u/SpupySpups Sep 29 '22

Mmmmmm banana

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u/meypink Sep 29 '22

Cute kittens as well

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u/SubstantialHentai420 Sep 29 '22

Lots of blood too

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u/SuccotashConfident97 Sep 29 '22

Lmaooooo right? Like the friend just willingly sent him that response.

"Oh man. Look at how bad she clowned me. Isn't that hilarious bro? 😂".

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u/lemar00 Sep 29 '22

I think the screenshot was his/her conversation and it was a bad pickup line.

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u/Different_Image_8035 Sep 28 '22

Welp... they started it.

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u/BabyWindex Sep 28 '22

Yeah, I agree that was a terrible first line by him lmao

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u/TheWiseRedditor Sep 28 '22

Send him our regards

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u/Iknownothing90 Sep 28 '22

And a burn kit

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u/Opetyr Sep 28 '22

Nah need to get some skin grafts.

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u/m1nd_salt Sep 29 '22

Remember the rule of 9’s

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u/Present-Breadfruit-9 Sep 29 '22

Hey I get this joke! 😂

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u/Ranchnips Sep 29 '22

The Lanisters send their regards

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u/Ribeye_MediumRare Sep 28 '22

OP please send the cat’s picture… it’s for my friend. 😼

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u/ZandMan_DK Sep 29 '22

I'm the same, how cute does a cat need to be to get swipes... Said no friend ever.

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u/slymeWAV Sep 28 '22

But hey .. he got a reply ! Something a lot of people fail to accomplish

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u/jessica_from_within Sep 29 '22

LPT: not getting replies? Try making a slightly mean comment to provoke them into answering

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u/rickysunnyvale Sep 29 '22

I thought it was a girl. Men usually don’t care about height

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u/RecoveredAshes Sep 29 '22

If it was from a guy to a girl, it’s not nearly as bad. Short men have a lot of reason to be insecure about their height. Short women are generally seen as cute or attractive. If you’re a short girl you’re funsized if you’re a short guy you’re just a friend.

Still a shitty opener, but less insulting since it’s less likely to be targeting an insecurity of the girls.

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Sep 28 '22

Nobody can laugh at themselves or take any banter/teasing in this day and age

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u/BlazerTheKid Sep 28 '22

Not everyone enjoys the same banter, and starting off your first interaction with a stranger by insulting them is a bad introduction, joke or not. That man had it coming

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u/Feralpudel Sep 28 '22

That is neither witty banter nor good-natured teasing between friends.

Found the “friend.”

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u/Barlings Sep 29 '22

More like people these days seem to think that insults are a form of flirting. Banter is a bit more subtle, with a wink and a nod. This is not banter.

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u/Advent012 Sep 28 '22

God DAMN that hurt my feelings and I’m just a spectator

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u/bettleheimderks Sep 29 '22

yeah I feel personally called out rn

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u/StephaneCam Sep 28 '22

You reap what you sow, as they say.

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u/shadow42069129 Sep 28 '22

Your friend is an idiot

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u/aydenferguson Sep 29 '22

Agreed, I wonder what response was he actually expecting from that question other than him taunting rather than asking a question.

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u/shadow42069129 Sep 29 '22

Probably something stupid like “I can see your big fat dick from down here 😏” or some porno shit like that

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u/Z_Nope_Z Sep 29 '22

Yeah but c'mon why CAN'T we just make life as awesome as a porno? Wtf is wrong with people?

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u/Zevvion Sep 29 '22

I don't think he was thinking about what she could respond. Just without thinking: voooop

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

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u/Spitter2021 Sep 28 '22

Stop he’s already dead 😭😭😂💀

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

what a friend you have 😬

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u/jfk333 Sep 29 '22

You have the wrong sub because this belongs on r/murderedbywords lol

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u/TyperMcTyperson Sep 28 '22

Your friend sounds like a total dickhead.

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u/FUPAMaster420 Sep 28 '22

That negging first line was asking for it

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u/killstinct Sep 28 '22

Are you sure that’s not you? 🤔

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u/mrfluffles300 Sep 29 '22

talk shit, get hit

never seen it so perfectly happen

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u/AgreeablePie Sep 28 '22

When everyone wakes up and chooses violence

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u/racoongirl0 Sep 29 '22

Hey man she matched his energy. Maybe exceeded it a little but he started it.

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u/Soap_BoxerShorts Sep 29 '22

Tinder rule #3…. Have a cute cat

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u/_fiveMoreMinutes Sep 28 '22

I can confidently claim on behalf of Reddit that none of us want your friend to recover. Rude bitch.

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u/ironbillys Sep 28 '22

Blue text was a man white text woman

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u/_fiveMoreMinutes Sep 28 '22

So he’s the rude bitch. Sounds apt to me?

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u/Chanwiz88 Sep 28 '22

Men can be bitches.

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u/ExiledImages Sep 29 '22

I ain't talking about a bitch in the sense of having a pussy, but a pussy having no god damn sense- HOV

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u/zlaw32 Sep 29 '22

I tried to ignore em, talk to the Lord

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Sep 28 '22

Yes, but the point was that he was only offended because he thought that it was written by a woman to a man

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u/jessica_from_within Sep 29 '22

How do you know that? Did they tell you? Coz nowhere in their comment does it say that

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u/Artistic-Luck-5041 Sep 28 '22

How do you know?

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u/ironbillys Sep 28 '22

I read the comment by the OP?

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u/ceg24 Sep 29 '22

When does negging ever work out?

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u/M0nsterjojo Sep 29 '22

What is with people being so hostile, like jesus, can't we just get along/tolerate each other and just go about our lives?

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u/misconceptions_annoy Sep 29 '22

She might have a lot of experiences of guys trying to ‘neg’ her, and now could be on a hair trigger for guys insulting her.

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u/Remarkable-Ad-6144 Sep 29 '22

I don’t think I’ll recover from the cropping of this image

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u/SoWokeIdontSleep Sep 28 '22

Jeez, that person had a family. Well at least a cat for sure

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u/QuinIsHere2231 Sep 28 '22

Well your friend was a dick well deserved response

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u/PwaZyeNwe Sep 28 '22

Fucked around, found out

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u/pictogasm Sep 29 '22

Play stupid games, die a stupid virgin.

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u/girlsledisko Sep 28 '22

Fuck around and find out

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u/Butterfly-Kiss3s Sep 29 '22

No wonder he’s single 🫣

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u/IntoSpiral Sep 28 '22

Would have deleted tinder And thrown my phone into the ocean

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u/VincentVAAuron Sep 29 '22

He asked for shade with an opener like that. Still… #thatescalatedquickly

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u/h3llfearsme Sep 29 '22

Wait... I have my cats in my profile...

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u/jackieblack08 Sep 29 '22

I mean so she think your cat is cute he can work with that

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u/Justafrenchguy_ Sep 28 '22

He brought a knife to a gunfight

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

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u/damnyouresickbro Sep 28 '22

Damn you’re sick bro

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u/theXlegend14 Sep 28 '22

😴😴😴

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u/g0dzilllla Sep 29 '22

Don’t think anyone asked, that’s crazy

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u/jessica_from_within Sep 29 '22

I missed the part where that’s my problem

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u/blurbaronusa Sep 29 '22

This dude fucks !

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u/Asap_Walky Sep 28 '22

Oh fuck🤣🤣🤣

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u/Neocactus Sep 28 '22

Why are you friends with this person..

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u/SuperheroLaundry Sep 29 '22

Well… she swiped.

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u/Alarming-Flower-667 Sep 29 '22

This is a headshot

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u/EverlastingEv19 Sep 29 '22

You were really short with them.........short.

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u/GeekWalkingRPlayer Sep 29 '22

He had it coming

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u/seespete Sep 29 '22

I wish people took the app more seriously than this.

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u/ymy_lu Sep 29 '22

😭😭😭😭

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u/Boring-Butterfly-147 Sep 29 '22

Funny how you and “your friend” have a cute cat. What are the odds? 🤪

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u/bettleheimderks Sep 29 '22

that's what I call a... low blow...

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u/tehnoodnub Sep 29 '22

'Your friend' started a war with a thumbtack and was promptly murdered by a shotgun blast to the face. You.... I mean, 'your friend' deserved it with that antagonising line as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

hahhaa keep it going!! pleasee

" what's it like going to a theme park and not riding on roller coasters? "

" what's it like getting ghosted by dates cause they think your 15?"

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u/Hot-Programmer1969 Sep 28 '22

Emotional damage

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u/garygarybobarry Sep 28 '22

So ugly but got a right swipe. People are such idiots.

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 Sep 29 '22

She’s swiped right for the cute cat pic 😂

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u/Jaiibby1 Sep 29 '22

Wait so he ask that and it’s rude but people like me get asked “how’s the weather up there” and it’s…funny?

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u/secretrink Sep 29 '22

That tall person stuff sucks too! (Short person here!)

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u/retired-data-analyst Sep 29 '22

No, it’s not funny and I would never do that.

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u/NoahC5 Sep 28 '22

It worked for her tho

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u/AstonishinglyAverage Sep 28 '22

You could get a date out of this

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u/Available_Bet7612 Sep 29 '22

Us short people can really get on you tall people level all I need is one good steady chair and I’ll show you what it like being short 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾😂😂😂

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u/Terrible-Animator-55 Sep 28 '22

Lol people are ridiculous. The dating scene nowadays on Tinder and whatnot can be downright brutal. I usually get a few scammers and webcam chics just looking for money. It’s a joke. It’s very rare that I’ve gotten snide remarks about me or my height in this case. That’s just simply unnecessary. Why bother even continue talking if you’re not attracted to their height? Waste of time and energy if ya ask me.

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u/alexcollided Sep 28 '22

She wants you bro

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u/Shinigami233 Sep 29 '22

Lol shitty deal. Should of called them lord Farquad vibes after that

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u/Strict-Algae-8599 Sep 29 '22

Only swiped for the cat, huh? Seems toxic.

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u/Xaxxus Sep 28 '22

I mean she swiped on him. That comeback is sort of an insult to herself.

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u/vishnj Sep 28 '22

I hear his phone burst into flames after that sick burn.

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u/Friendly-Perception6 Sep 28 '22

Man's gonna need a full skin graft after that burn.

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u/Fazo1 Sep 28 '22

The cat should sue

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u/Calm-Worldliness-234 Sep 28 '22

Call the fire department on this one people

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u/Sentient_DingleBerry Sep 29 '22

Poke the hornet’s nest…

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u/International_Kiwi_2 Sep 29 '22

Yeah I don’t feel bad at all

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u/Devin_Brent Sep 29 '22

throws duck pillow EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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u/MarinaraShake Sep 29 '22

Don’t open fire if the gun ain’t even loaded XD

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u/dondothefish Sep 29 '22

No offense but they kinda deserved that one.

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u/ExiledImages Sep 29 '22

Figured OP was the friend until I saw MemeStocks

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u/Hawkeyemash Sep 29 '22

Why are people fucking idiots. Why, fuck - like height matters to finding the love of your life. Damn it's getting that I hate love. Maybe no such thing.

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u/Pure_Drawing_6238 Sep 29 '22

Lmao not a good start man and cats suck kinda

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u/bobbyburnknuckle Sep 29 '22

Ouch, poor fella

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u/dm051973 Sep 29 '22

I would love to know how many people have ever been insulted like this? Granted as a guy I end up writing first most of the time but I have never gotten a flaming reply.. Am I just not matching with psychos or am I not opening up like an asshole?

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u/naps20 Sep 29 '22

He just deleted her

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u/Radiant-Mushroom8304 Sep 29 '22

I’d say “I love my cat just thought people would too” cuz I have my kitty in my photos

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u/TirekinXS Sep 29 '22

“Your friend” is an idiot for thinking that would work. It can work but not if you ugly

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u/Present-Breadfruit-9 Sep 29 '22

Play stupid games win stupid prizes 🤷‍♂️ not that hard of a concept

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u/Expensive-Air-5338 Sep 29 '22

That gives me inspiration.

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u/Synful-Symphony Sep 29 '22

My response " my dog is first pic " is cuz he opens the doors

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u/Account_access_no Sep 29 '22

Dumbass opening line gets a dumbass response, but the comments are making this so much more of a burn then it really is.

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u/1heart1totaleclipse Sep 29 '22

What was your friend even trying to do?

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u/summerlily06 Sep 29 '22

Damn she took his dumb ass to the slaughter house lmao

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u/CreatorOD Sep 29 '22

insert burn meme

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u/Aidan_992 Sep 29 '22

There was no need for the black parts of the photo

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u/Sir_Scribe Sep 29 '22

You get what you give

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u/Willar71 Sep 29 '22

If I had options, I'd have sent the same response

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u/1nTh3Sh4dows Sep 29 '22

Some people are just born in a sea of violence and 4Lokos

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u/bluelotushaze Sep 29 '22

Touche bitch

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u/CandidateEffective82 Sep 29 '22

Trust me people who say things like this when there young end up being whipped within an inch of there lives nightly by there fat ugly future wives, then cheated on! Happens every single time. Meanwhile your friend will get better looking with age and ignore fuck heads like this!!

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u/Legitimate_Phase_960 Sep 29 '22

Don't work the fact you shipped on a cat is beastiality bro

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u/offitshead Sep 29 '22

they had it coming

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u/KimJongUf_ Sep 29 '22

Short girls are brutal. Lesson to your friend

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u/birdm4n22 Sep 29 '22

He is up against the ropes there

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u/IHaveNoReflection Sep 29 '22

bit of a red flag. just immediate - and frankly unwarranted - aggression.

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u/Moritzion96 Sep 29 '22

"My friend"

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u/Mousie1011 Sep 29 '22

Words can certainly hurt deep for a long time. Poor friend.

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u/chris_ngwenya Sep 29 '22

I'm praying for him.

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u/ResponsibilityNext22 Sep 29 '22

Lol, you reap what you sew

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u/Icy-Tooth980 Sep 29 '22

Emotional damage

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u/JohnMems Sep 29 '22

What the hell, why do I feel secondhand embarrassed

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u/Pajama_Strangler Sep 29 '22

Your friend had it coming

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u/2000dragon Sep 29 '22

You reap what you sow

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u/ninjaplanti Sep 29 '22

I mean… don’t dish it if you can’t take it lol

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u/Count_Lord Sep 29 '22

What's it like to be so much in need, that you have to swipe right on ugly people?

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u/CVArt Sep 29 '22

All I can think of is the Doors song, “The End”.

This is the end, beautiful friend

This is the end, my only friend

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u/IgnorantPorkchop Sep 29 '22

Eeeeeemotinal damageee🤌

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u/Doctor_Trickster Sep 29 '22

They deserved it, what kind of opener is that

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u/sophieoliv Sep 29 '22

Can’t find or view it

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u/WR1GT Sep 29 '22

God damm

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u/Level_Bar_7409 Sep 29 '22

There is a saying "if you play with fire, you are gonna get burned"

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u/Hellsing_30 Sep 29 '22

What does he espected ?

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u/MattywXc Sep 29 '22

He did it right

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u/Mr_Floppy3844 Sep 29 '22

"What’s it like being so short" Is actually a womens line

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u/Antique-Regret6162 Sep 29 '22

"His friend" definately not him 🤣

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u/Frequent_District994 Sep 29 '22

Sheeeehhhh bro😂😂

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u/Crwintucky__ Sep 29 '22

Damn. I think I’d delete tinder and never use it again, hell if that happened to me, I’d prob revert from online dating forever lol