r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Take My Energy hehehehe Shocked Facepalm Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.

12.9k Upvotes

Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.

Peace


r/AskMen 12h ago Wholesome

Good Fucking Question There is a men’s mental health crisis: What current paradigm would you change in order to help other men?

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r/AskMen 2h ago

Men of Reddit, when was the last time yall got hugged?

95 Upvotes

r/AskMen 1d ago Silver Take My Energy

what is the biggest problem affecting the most men today?

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r/AskMen 11h ago

Would you feel pressure if a woman asked what you're looking for early on?

131 Upvotes

Let's say you've been on a few dates with a woman. Haven't had sex yet, she's been holding out.

Then, while things are escalating, she asks you "before we go any further, what are you looking for with me? I don't want to be just a hook up"

Would you feel pressured by this? Would you feel she's asking you for a relationship in order to have sex? Or would you be glad she's communicating?

*Edit, yes I said this to a man recently, and now I'm feeling insecure about it for some reason. Also, we met in-person, not on an app, so it wasn't as cut and dry with asking beforehand...


r/AskMen 10h ago

How to get rid of Man Boobs

68 Upvotes

I'm a 30 year old male who has gained abit of weight during the passed couple of years. Probable is I'm not that fat and look okay ish shirtless but with a nicely fitted shirt you can see my man boobs which are affecting my confidence. Anyone know how I can get rid of them quickly???


r/AskMen 8h ago

How do you guys feel about being the sole provider for your household?

46 Upvotes

Right now my wife is my dependent, and our relationship is amazing. I truly feel like I have a purpose and I love taking care of my wife. Not only do I take care of her, but she also takes care of me in other ways. I’m so happy I could die right now (not that I want to).

I’ve wanted a wife since I was 18. I am now 27. It has been my dream to support my family with the fruits of my labor and to be the sole provider. I honestly thought it would never happen until I met my now wife.

I figured that a woman would never agree to be a housewife nowadays, but I got lucky and found a gem.

Do you think that this lifestyle is ideal for you and how so?


r/AskMen 7h ago

What's the "grey sweatpants" for women?

24 Upvotes

r/AskMen 49m ago

How to be more masculine?

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r/AskMen 16h ago

men of reddit....what happened to the girl that ripped your heart out?

81 Upvotes

r/AskMen 19h ago

Why don't more guys grow out their hair?

140 Upvotes

r/AskMen 11h ago

Men, in your experience, what have you found is the best way to know if somebody is trustworthy?

30 Upvotes

r/AskMen 6h ago

Guys who are active in the dating world, where do you meet girls?

11 Upvotes

r/AskMen 22h ago

What are the mistakes women make during dating?

182 Upvotes

r/AskMen 6h ago

How do you escape an awkward social situation?

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r/AskMen 7h ago

When do you start to feel a connection to your unborn child/baby?

9 Upvotes

I’m really struggling at the moment.

My partner is about 12 weeks pregnant and turned to me and asked if I was excited yet, she is and has been for a while.

I’m honestly not, I don’t feel anything.

I’m not sure if it’s just because it’s early on or because always struggled with feeling emotions. I don’t feel like I’ve got any connection to my unborn baby at all.

When does it start to happen?

Not until there’s a noticeable bump, first kick, birth, holding the baby in your hands?

I want to be a good father but I don’t want my lack of emotions to get in the way or upset my partner.

When was the first time it hit you?


r/AskMen 1d ago

what changed when you got married?

558 Upvotes

r/AskMen 2m ago

Men of Reddit who've faced misandry, how did it happen ?

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r/AskMen 14h ago

What is something you hate about modern dating?

26 Upvotes

I'll go first. A little tiny rant

I called it the " recommendation effect". Everybody already knows that walking up to a woman, making conversation, making her laugh, getting her emotionally invested, etc. Is insanely hard work. Most guys just don't like approaching in general because quite frankly it's usually not worth it.

But what irks my nerve the the most is when you meet a girl for the first time usually in somewhat of a social venue or amongst friends... And the woman that you like will flat out reject you if their friends don't like you.

This is extremely prevalent if you like to approach in bars or clubs but it still happens enough on a frequent basis outside of that to where it's still very annoying. If you approach and bars and clubs you almost always have to approach a group of girls while the one you're not hitting on is constantly cock blocking you.

What's even the worst is a woman go against her friends decision either. So it doesn't matter if you talked to this girl for 3 hours. Her friend can potentially come in swoop her up and tell you that she's not interested.


r/AskMen 1d ago

Going to a guy's house for a one night stand: what are your dos and don'ts?

260 Upvotes

I met this guy at a club yesterday and I am going to his house today with the unspoken purpose of things getting hot and steamy. What would be some things you would advise me to do or not do? Both for safety and mutual enjoyment.


r/AskMen 10h ago

what is life like without having friends & being in a relationship ?

10 Upvotes

r/AskMen 21h ago

Men who will be alone on X-Mas, how do you cope and stop yourself from breaking down?

63 Upvotes

r/AskMen 1m ago

How do you socialize in a new city?

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Suppose you move to a new place. You know no one. How do you socialize?